for every four syllable word you use i’m going to take a shot and then i’ll end up dead
Some people just sort of look as if they belong together - sometimes as friends and sometimes as lovers. Sometimes as both :)
this is the greatest post about lady gaga on tumblr. and believe me, i’ve seen a few. I will continue to reblog this until my dying breath.
sometimes i want to dress all badass with leather pants and red heels and lipstick and listen to arctic monkeys nonstop
then othertimes i wanna listen to mgmt and get high and do shrooms and draw and wear flowers in my messy hair and tie dye
then i listen to vampire weekend and wanna wear sweaters and oxford shoes and read edgar allan poe
who am i idk
You’re a multifaceted person, just like the rest of us. Congratulations.
Congratulations you’re a normal ass mother fuckerrr :)
fuck this essay: an analysis of how i am getting nowhere on this essay because the damn internet. by taterwood
Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
or paying to look at ass n titties… they’re fucking body parts dude.
"[People of Color] commit the most crimes!"
No, People of Color are charged and convicted of the most crimes, which does not mean that People of Color are committing all the crimes; it means that white people get away with putting PoC in prison more often than white people because institutionalized racism makes white people afraid of PoC. So stop with your racist bullshit, please.
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
honey I shrunk my d*ck